Warning: contains Toxic Traits, Red Flags, Torture, and Death. Reader discretion is advised and entirely ignored.
This Dark Romance Nutrition Facts t-shirt is the bookish tee for readers who like their love interests morally compromised and their Spice at 1000%. Designed as a spoof nutrition label, it ditches the calories for the things dark romance readers actually track: Emotional Damage (120%), Obsession (200%), Villain Sympathy (700%), and Spice (1000%).
Serving Size: 1 Book. Recommended Daily Serving: 1-3 (minimum).
Key Ingredients include Magic, Tension, Morally Grey Men, Trauma Bonding, 'Touch Her and Die' Energy, and Questionable Decisions. Contains: Toxic Traits, Red Flags, Torture, and Death. Cliffhangers may cause values to increase significantly.
Whether you're a fan of kidnapper romances, obsessive anti-heroes, or any dark romance series that made you question your taste in men, then this shirt gets you. No judgement here. Only Emotional Chaos (120%).
A brilliant gift for dark romance readers, spicy BookTok fans, or anyone who considers red flags more of a suggestion than a warning.
• Unisex crew neck t-shirt
• Premium soft cotton blend - lightweight and comfortable for all-day wear
• Relaxed fit, true to size - size up for an oversized look
• Available in sizes XS-3XL
• Available in multiple colourways - choose your favourite from the options above
• Graphic: full back print of a spoof "Dark Romance Nutrition Facts" label in classic bold type
• Machine washable - wash inside out on a cool cycle to preserve the print
